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[demonicmiracle]

Hey, it's Anthony Crowley. You know what to do, do it with style.

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[brushoff]

I got that message loud and clear when Zed tried to cockblock me.

[ when Aziraphale succeeded in cockblocking him, you mean. ]

The two of you can't be monogamous, though.

[demonicmiracle]

Not sure I'd use the word "tried" when it was very successful cockblock

Why couldn't we be?

[brushoff]

1. The idea of a demon being monogamous is a little unbelievable.
2. I think the city itself has something against monogamy. Being dosed with aphrodisiacs, expected to sleep around, put in very compromising positions on the whims of our overlords. You almost fucked me. I doubt it's the first time that's happened to you.

[demonicmiracle]

What, I'm a demon so I just have to sleeping around a lot?

[How rude. Why do so many people have this stereotype. They've clearly never seen Hastur.]

What happens with the city hardly counts. We can't control that, it isn't like choosing to be with someone else

[It used to be slightly more complicated than that, but with Martin gone, it doesn't really matter anymore. Crowley has no interest in sleeping with anyone else, and he doubts Aziraphale does either.]

[brushoff]

Isn't sleeping around part of the job description?

[ just accept the fact that Milton gave all demons/fallen angels/whatever a glow-up, accept your lot in life, Crowley. ]

Glad to see that the two of you have figured that out. Jury's still out on how long it will last.

[demonicmiracle]

I think I'm the only demon in my world that's ever had sex

[Which is honestly for the best. Again: Hastur.]

Most people here seem pretty wise to it, I'd have had a lot more

[He decides not to touch on the latter part of that, it seems safer to leave it.]

[brushoff]

The rest of the demons in your world know they're missing out, right?

[ Because sex! Sex rocks! ]

[demonicmiracle]

Who are they going to have sex with? Humans? Each other? That has no appeal to them

[brushoff]

All I'm saying is that humanity is perpetually horny and makes bad decisions when they're horny. It seems like the perfect solution to gain souls or what have you!

[demonicmiracle]

They'd rather just tempt them to lust with other humans

Humans are a completely different species than we are. It's easy for a lot of demons to see you like children, or worse, like livestock. Not the sort of thing you fuck.

[It should be fairly clear he doesn't fall into that category. He's spent so long around humans.]

[brushoff]

[ Considering Crowley tried to jump his bones, Dorian's pretty sure he's not in that category. ]

That's disappointing. I'd love to actually fuck a demon one of these days.

[demonicmiracle]

There's a handful of demons here not from my world, could always try one of them

[brushoff]

Name and shame!

[demonicmiracle]

Do I look suicidal to you? Pay attention the next time those finder profiles go up, the city is hardly subtle

[brushoff]

To be fair, I wouldn't want to fuck any demon that would kill you for saying they're a demon. That sounds like a complex just waiting to happen.

[demonicmiracle]

Some people might be sensitive about that sort of thing. I gave up on giving a shit not long after I turned up, but I'd rather be on the safe side

[brushoff]

Smart. I've found that in this place, not giving a shit is the smartest idea.