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[demonicmiracle]

Hey, it's Anthony Crowley. You know what to do, do it with style.

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[demonicmiracle]

I think I'm the only demon in my world that's ever had sex

[Which is honestly for the best. Again: Hastur.]

Most people here seem pretty wise to it, I'd have had a lot more

[He decides not to touch on the latter part of that, it seems safer to leave it.]

[brushoff]

The rest of the demons in your world know they're missing out, right?

[ Because sex! Sex rocks! ]

[demonicmiracle]

Who are they going to have sex with? Humans? Each other? That has no appeal to them

[brushoff]

All I'm saying is that humanity is perpetually horny and makes bad decisions when they're horny. It seems like the perfect solution to gain souls or what have you!

[demonicmiracle]

They'd rather just tempt them to lust with other humans

Humans are a completely different species than we are. It's easy for a lot of demons to see you like children, or worse, like livestock. Not the sort of thing you fuck.

[It should be fairly clear he doesn't fall into that category. He's spent so long around humans.]

[brushoff]

[ Considering Crowley tried to jump his bones, Dorian's pretty sure he's not in that category. ]

That's disappointing. I'd love to actually fuck a demon one of these days.

[demonicmiracle]

There's a handful of demons here not from my world, could always try one of them

[brushoff]

Name and shame!

[demonicmiracle]

Do I look suicidal to you? Pay attention the next time those finder profiles go up, the city is hardly subtle

[brushoff]

To be fair, I wouldn't want to fuck any demon that would kill you for saying they're a demon. That sounds like a complex just waiting to happen.

[demonicmiracle]

Some people might be sensitive about that sort of thing. I gave up on giving a shit not long after I turned up, but I'd rather be on the safe side

[brushoff]

Smart. I've found that in this place, not giving a shit is the smartest idea.