[Crowley squints at his phone, because obviously Aziraphale knows that sort of thing is exactly his cup of tea, and he hasn't got that same taunting tone he gets when he's just being a bastard.]
We both know the answer to that, love.
[But he's got his thinking voice on, now, instead of just sounding playful.]
Did you get one of those bloody stones to summon a Mariage Frères store?
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[Guessing things is hard, especially when they're capable of miracles and stuck in a strange world. The sky isn't even the limit.]
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[There are so many ways he can think to go with this that at first he finds himself paralysed for choice.]
I could tease you.
[Hey, he thinks he's clever.]
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[Crowley taking things too literally 2k21.]
Or have you been toy shopping?
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Are you sure something like that would be your cuppa?
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We both know the answer to that, love.
[But he's got his thinking voice on, now, instead of just sounding playful.]
Did you get one of those bloody stones to summon a Mariage Frères store?
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Nooooo, but let's say you're getting warmer.
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[He's doing his best but he only has so many brain cells.]
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[At this point, he decides to relent. He hit close enough to the mark that dragging it out any further would kill the fun for both of them.]
Do you remember that silent auction?