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[reznikolai]

[Young man... Something about it is uncannily familiar, but he can't quite place it in his current state.]

Well those who have had occasion to taste might agree that I'm delicious. 😉

In what units ought I to measure drunkenness?

[demonicmiracle]

[bless....]

Really hope that's not an attempt at a pick up line

In units of 'the sort of photos I'm sending near strangers'. You're at selfies now, which I reckon is about mid way. Top tier is dick pics, obviously

[reznikolai]

I'm not flirting I'm stating a fact!

Currently I am in no danger of sharing pictures of the scepter and crown jewels. LOL. These are for select eyes only. 👀

[demonicmiracle]

Disappointing 😔

[He's joking.]

That's what everyone says, until you accidentally pick the wrong person in your contacts and send them something you wish you hadn't

[reznikolai]

You really must make up your mind.

So what you're saying is I ought to invent a secret password that intended recipenist must give before I send salacious photos. If I ever wished to do such a thing.

[demonicmiracle]

Was only hoping it wasn't a pick up line attempt 'cause it was so awful. It's always flattering to be hit on

[This is VERY MUCH NOT TRUE and he knows it, but like, that's no fun to get into.]

You know, that's actually not a bad idea, bet you could make some money off something like that in a place like this

[reznikolai]

Well do forgive me I think I'm more charming when I haven't drank half my weight in alcohol.

Off of what? My salacious photos?

[demonicmiracle]

It's a common mistake people make about themselves, you're forgiven

[He's such an asshole.]

No. Well, yes, you likely could, but I meant an app that requires a password before displaying photos

[reznikolai]

Hey now... 🥺 I have a praise kink that you ought to accumodatate.

[Putting his new vocabulary to use!]

You think so? I don't know how to create phone apps but I'm sure I could learn.

rude of dw to eat this notif

[demonicmiracle]

My apologies. Should I tell you that you've been a very good boy, then?

[Bitches in glass houses are throwing stones.

Crowley is bitches.]

It isn't all that hard, I've had a hand in a few.

[Mostly in the generating ideas side, but he's decent enough with technology, he could likely figure it out.]

extremely!!

[reznikolai]

Yes that does make me feel better.

I'm adding it to my to do list as we speak!

[demonicmiracle]

I'd say more, but my husband might get jealous

Is this list going to make much sense to you in the morning, beastie?

[Beastie (affectionate). It hasn't occurred to him that Nikolai may not have put two and two together, because he's entirely forgotten he introduced himself as Anthony, not Crowley.]

[reznikolai]

[All right...some pieces are slowly thudding into place in his liquor-addled brain. Give him a moment. Beastie...A.J. Crowley...his husband...]

Hold on is this Anthony?

Have I been talking to you this whole time without realizing it?

[demonicmiracle]

Had you not realised? I thought we were just not addressing the other gentleman.

[You know, the scary monster that eats people.]

[reznikolai]

To be fair the A could stand for a great many thigns! You could be Alexei or Anastas for all I know.

I suppose beastie isn't the WORST nickname I've gotten.

[demonicmiracle]

Forgot I introduced myself as Anthony, if I'm being honest, most folks call me Crowley

Does it bother you? Can drop it if it does

[While not the most empathetic person in the world, he tries to be good about names, when he knows how important they are.]

[reznikolai]

I'll call you whatever you like. It's the least I can do after you so graciously let me chomp on you and helped me out nevertheless.

No, I don't mind it. In a way it takes power away from my little friend.

[demonicmiracle]

Either is fine, been Crowley for longer than I've been Anthony, but I'd not have picked the names if I didn't like them

That's one way of putting it. You got that sorted out yet, or should I be careful walking home alone at night?

[reznikolai]

You got to pick your own name?

What do you think about Anton?

I am working on it. I got new sedatives from Gwenhywfaf and Matt has offered to help me practice controlling it.

[In his drunk state, it doesn't occur to him that Crowley might not have any context for who these people are. Also, sorry for butchering your name Gwenhwyfar...]

[demonicmiracle]

Sure, wasn't like it's hard to do, just told people what I wanted to be called. Most of them listened.

It's an alright name, but it isn't mine

Gwenhwyfar mentioned she'd had a run in with you. No idea who Matt is, but it's good you're getting it sorted

[reznikolai]

[Well, he supposes he's technically borrowing his last name, having no claim to the bloodline of kings who came before him... While he's drunk off his ass, he at least has enough sense not to bring up this thorny detail.]

Most people are given a name by their parents and stick with it to the end.

I've been trying to get it sorted for the better part of a year now but I'm nothing if not persistent. Did she mention it? I hope Gwenhywfaf had only lovely things to say about me.

[demonicmiracle]

My creator saw fit to take my name when She kicked me out, had a new one given to me, didn't like it much, so I figured out my own

She didn't mention you much, sorry for the blow to your eager, I've been helping her with some of her own business, think she was a bit rattled by the whole thing

[Does it reveal something that she went to Crowley about it? Probably, but he's really not thinking that hard about it.]

[reznikolai]

[He has been curious since their first conversation...and now strikes him as the perfect time to ask...]

If you don't mind me asking...what manner of being are you exactly?

There truly is no polite way to phrase that question, is there.

I'll survive. My ego has a robust constitution! But I feel like I owe her for torubling herself with me. So far she has brushed off my thanks.

[demonicmiracle]

I've been asked less politely. I gotta ask a couple questions, first.

How do you believe the universe was made? You've Saints, do you have a God?

That doesn't surprise me all that much. Send her a gift basket full of steak, if you'd like to properly thank her

[reznikolai]

You see, nobody has produced a satisfying answer to that question. Grisha concern themselves with the making at the heart of the world. Think of it as the forces that hold everything in existence together. But how did these forces come about?

I personally don't have a god. The Fjerdans have Djel and the Kerch have Ghezen. Is your creator your god?

Less philosophically, a basket of steak is an excellent idea.