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[afraidtofall]

[Does it matter that he is only one room away from Crowley? No. Nor that he could just as easily do this telepathically. It hasn't occurred to him. Shh.]

Guess what?

[His most chipper tone.]

[demonicmiracle]

[While he could just go find Aziraphale, he choose to indulge whatever this is.]

You're pregnant?

[afraidtofall]

You're not even trying.

[Amazing how quickly he can shift from chipper to put out.]

[demonicmiracle]

With this place? Anything's possible.

[Unfortunately for Aziraphale, Crowley has too much fun riling him up.]

Have you turned into a sexy monster again?

[afraidtofall]

Well, let's hope not that!

[Stuff of nightmares, that thought.]

No. It's better than that.

[demonicmiracle]

You've been lingerie shopping?

[He will continue to be the worst.]

[afraidtofall]

[His sigh is audible both over the device and from the next room over.]

I'm starting to think you don't want to know.

[demonicmiracle]

We both know I'm never gonna guess it, not without a hint.

[Guessing things is hard, especially when they're capable of miracles and stuck in a strange world. The sky isn't even the limit.]

[afraidtofall]

Hmm. A hint.

[There are so many ways he can think to go with this that at first he finds himself paralysed for choice.]

I could tease you.

[Hey, he thinks he's clever.]

[demonicmiracle]

So it is lingerie.

[Crowley taking things too literally 2k21.]

Or have you been toy shopping?

[afraidtofall]

[He huffs lightly before trying again.]

Are you sure something like that would be your cuppa?

[demonicmiracle]

[Crowley squints at his phone, because obviously Aziraphale knows that sort of thing is exactly his cup of tea, and he hasn't got that same taunting tone he gets when he's just being a bastard.]

We both know the answer to that, love.

[But he's got his thinking voice on, now, instead of just sounding playful.]

Did you get one of those bloody stones to summon a Mariage Frères store?

[afraidtofall]

[He titters a little, the sound once again carrying both through the phone and from the next room.]

Nooooo, but let's say you're getting warmer.

[demonicmiracle]

You've decided to open your own tea shop?

[He's doing his best but he only has so many brain cells.]

[afraidtofall]

Better.

[At this point, he decides to relent. He hit close enough to the mark that dragging it out any further would kill the fun for both of them.]

Do you remember that silent auction?

video;

[gwenhwyfar]

[ Gwenhwyfar is anxious...! But what else is new.

It's a good kind of anxious. She claps her hands together as she speaks. ]

I think... I think one of my own kind is here. Sort of.

[demonicmiracle]

Hullo, Gwenhwyfar.

[A little wryly said; no one has manners. Which is bold for him to be wry about considering he also doesn't have manners.]

Is this a good thing?

[gwenhwyfar]

Uh.

[ It takes a moment to register. ]

Nos da.

[ Now she gets it! ]

Well. I consider it a good thing, despite the strange circumstances around this man.

[demonicmiracle]

Diolch.

[It's been a little while since he busted out the Old Welsh, but the good thing about being a demon is that languages are about as real as gender.]

Alright, we'll take it as a win. What's the 'sort of' mean? Is he not from your world?

[gwenhwyfar]

Oh, no, he is not from my world. Thankfully.

[ This "Vergil" guy reminds her too much of someone she used to be friends with. ANYWAY. ]

"Sort of" in the sense that this half-blood decided that... his human self was so weak, he somehow managed to split it from his being. Like a familiar or an elemental, I suppose. That's what he would be.

[demonicmiracle]

[Crowley squints at the screen, clearly trying to work out what on Earth that actually means.]

M'not gonna pretend I know how that works, but don't go getting ideas.

[Not that he knows whether she is, but he doesn't want her to think trying to split herself in parts is a good idea, because it probably isn't.

More importantly:]

Is he nice?

[gwenhwyfar]

[ Just a teensy bit offended. ]

I certainly would not entertain the idea. Balance is how we stay stable, anything else is how we lose control.

[ She's glad he is in agreement with her that it's a stupid idea. ]

An odd fellow, he doesn't seem too bad. Though I would quite like to meet the idiot who thought it was a good idea to do so in the first place.