Just once. It's complicated. [his dad might've been the leader of the KGB who wanted to mind control him into coming to russia for a paternity test... who then intended to kill him if archer wasn't his son. naturally, archer doesn't say any of this.] Jesus, go outside for once in your life. You barely know shit.
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[Everyone else is normal, Archer!! They don't shoot people for shits and giggles.]
You're about to tell me you've actually had a Russian mind control chip put in your head, aren't you?
[He's a demon from Hell, and Archer's life still manages to baffle him every day.]
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