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[demonicmiracle]

Hey, it's Anthony Crowley. You know what to do, do it with style.

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[demonicmiracle]

[Probably a safe bet when Crowley knows how to take screenshots and would absolutely be willing to use a photo of Cullen in a collar as blackmail.]

You think I'd buy you something that doesn't work?

You're welcome, I'd have hated for you to get soft

[As if he has any investment in Cullen's fitness. He does not, he's just being stupid.]

[lovingvambrace]

It's just very fancy. Fancier than this phone almost. I'll have to start figuring it out right away.

[He actually likes reading the instructions. Nerd.]

Right. Then you should come running with me sometime. All the more incentive for me to stay in condition.

[No, he doesn't think for an instant he'll take him up on that.]

[demonicmiracle]

I've no doubt you'll figure it out

[That's true, really. With how quickly Cullen has become acclimatized to other technology, Crowley hadn't really worried about whether he'd struggle with the tracker.]

Here's a deal, I'll come running with you if you'll do an hour of yoga with me

[Crowley doesn't do yoga, so this is mostly just a bluff, but one that'll be worth it if Cullen calls it, because he's far more flexible than any human could ever hope to be.]

[lovingvambrace]

You know you'll never hear the end of my VOX, resting heart rate, and step count now.

[Yes, he's essentially reading from the list. He has no idea what that first thing is or the significance of the second.]

Tell me what Yoga is first. I don't want to commit to some sort of thing the human body can't do.

[demonicmiracle]

I'll just tune you out, I already do that half the time

[rude]

It's a kind of exercise, involves a lot of stretching and good balance. Humans invented it, though, so it's plenty possible for humans to do

[lovingvambrace]

Piker.

I stretch all the time. You're on. An hour of Yoga for an hour of running.

[demonicmiracle]

[Well, this is about on brand for Crowley's great ideas coming back to bite him.]

Sure, alright. Sometime in the New Year, then? I'm on self-imposed house arrest until this latest bullshit passes

[He is still!! stupidly horny on main!! and he hates it!!]

[lovingvambrace]

Yes, that would be fine with me.

[He's not fully himself, either, and even though so far they've been lucky with what has hit them together, why tempt fate?]

[demonicmiracle]

Enjoy your Satinalia, Rutherford. See you next year

[lovingvambrace]

For Yoga and running. I shan't forget.