Ha, [he barks, humourlessly before he takes another couple deep drinks when it's delivered. as much as archer likes to pretend everything flows off him like water off a duck, he does sometimes find his thoughts floating back to everyone outright saying they were happier when he was in his coma.] more like more awesome. Those idiots wouldn't even be alive if it wasn't for me.
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[From what he's observed so far, Archer has the ego and self-destructive streak to be exactly that sort of man.]
Half that bad luck wouldn't be your fault, would it?
[Just saying.]
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Heh. He said it was all my fault, huh? Yeah, they sure do like blaming things on me.
[because most of the time they are his fault]
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Nah, was a lucky guess, you just seem the sort to make everyone else's life difficult.
[Harsh but perhaps fair, since Crowley is... also that sort of person, though with more intent. It's part of being a demon.]
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I'm sure they're terribly appreciative of your efforts.
[Just — very dry, there.]