Or maybe I just had an active social life, you don't know!

[ Dryly though (because spoilers: he did not), not denying it even as he cuts his eyes in a glare, because is there even any point in denying it? If he were stuck here for a work thing, maybe, but that clearly is not the case.

He sets his coffee cup down, folding his hand over his knee and clicking his tongue. ]

Oh please, look at who you're talkin' to. It's my way of sayin' chickens are disgusting, and aren't worth ruining your pretty lawn over.