[If this weren't so fucking unsettling, Crowley would laugh, but while he's used to all sorts of weird things from Heaven and Hell, this Stepford bullshit is on a different level.
He manages not to flinch when Ray touches him, keeping his reaction to a brief clench of his jaw.]
S'just a little something. [Right, okay. Ray is sitting down, which isn't entirely helpful for his hastily constructed plan, but that's... fine, he can adjust.] Stay right there, I'll be back in a tick.
[He's just gonna — somewhat hesitantly slip out of the kitchen, hastily tugging his boots on. Out in the driveway, he considers that he could just leave, but there's something vaguely threatening about this whole business. He'd rather part on good terms.
So he grabs the present and comes back inside, opting to just tap snow off his boots rather than taking them off altogether, returning to the kitchen and holding out the present.
Inside is a box, in which is a silk tie, one of the ones Ray had been eyeing at the department store. Because he's a good friend.]
IM LISTENING BITCH
He manages not to flinch when Ray touches him, keeping his reaction to a brief clench of his jaw.]
S'just a little something. [Right, okay. Ray is sitting down, which isn't entirely helpful for his hastily constructed plan, but that's... fine, he can adjust.] Stay right there, I'll be back in a tick.
[He's just gonna — somewhat hesitantly slip out of the kitchen, hastily tugging his boots on. Out in the driveway, he considers that he could just leave, but there's something vaguely threatening about this whole business. He'd rather part on good terms.
So he grabs the present and comes back inside, opting to just tap snow off his boots rather than taking them off altogether, returning to the kitchen and holding out the present.
Inside is a box, in which is a silk tie, one of the ones Ray had been eyeing at the department store. Because he's a good friend.]