[That is a fascinating — if slightly inaccurate — reference, but Crowley doesn't care enough to correct him. He also doesn't care enough to confirm that he actually did check their location by celestial navigation and found they are roughly where they've been told they are. That doesn't mean it's real.]

Doesn't feel like a cult, the locals aren't scared enough.

[He has... an unfortunate amount of experience with cults, because Hell is almost always fond of them.]

And they're all too good at pretending, none of 'em have slipped up for even a second, that's hard to buy.