[Not that Crowley particularly wants a truck, but that's hardly the point.
Once they're inside, he drops down into a table a little out of the way, just in case Cullen at some point decides they're going to try to talk about feelings.]
I could teach you, if you'd like? Could teach Blade, too, not sure if he's got the dexterity for it, but it'd be good for a laugh.
[Cullen settles in and relaxes, waiting for the server to bring the menus.]
Do not teach my dog how to drive. It would end in tears.
[As for the offer of himself, he gives it more genuine thought.]
Perhaps I have been afraid long enough. It would make getting around the city faster. Is there anything I could do for you in return? This is more complex than a normal favor.
[As long as they're not his tears, it's perfectly fine.]
Nah, not sure there's much I really need, you know? [It's the more polite way of saying he's not sure if there's anything that Cullen can offer him.] Could just call it an IOU, if you want, but it might not be wise to owe a demon a favour.
[A joke, mostly. He likes Cullen, he wouldn't call on him for something awful.]
no subject
[He hums thoughtfully.]
They are useful. And I imagine Blade would like it. I'd have to keep the keys away from him, or he'd surely try to drive, himself.
no subject
[Not that Crowley particularly wants a truck, but that's hardly the point.
Once they're inside, he drops down into a table a little out of the way, just in case Cullen at some point decides they're going to try to talk about feelings.]
I could teach you, if you'd like? Could teach Blade, too, not sure if he's got the dexterity for it, but it'd be good for a laugh.
no subject
Do not teach my dog how to drive. It would end in tears.
[As for the offer of himself, he gives it more genuine thought.]
Perhaps I have been afraid long enough. It would make getting around the city faster. Is there anything I could do for you in return? This is more complex than a normal favor.
no subject
[As long as they're not his tears, it's perfectly fine.]
Nah, not sure there's much I really need, you know? [It's the more polite way of saying he's not sure if there's anything that Cullen can offer him.] Could just call it an IOU, if you want, but it might not be wise to owe a demon a favour.
[A joke, mostly. He likes Cullen, he wouldn't call on him for something awful.]
no subject
[He arches a brow. Is he joking?]
I can call it an IOU.
[Which...says something, all things considered. He's not at all averse to the distraction of the arrival of the menu.]
no subject
[He might not be an animal person but like, they did nothing wrong. Aside from horses. Horses did everything wrong.]
Got yourself a deal, then. It'll give me something to do, and I'm sure it'll be a right lark.
[He's a terrible friend.]