[Consecrated blades would be unpleasant, would likely discoporate him and hurt a hell of a lot, but holy water is the only thing that can make Crowley cease to exist. It's pretty much always the height of his concerns.]

Oh, it's rubbish, as the angel so often tells me. And I'd offer to let you come up for a browse, but I've a party to be at in a bit. [Some of his favourite books are the James Bond novels so..... that tracks. It isn't all he reads, but often does lean towards more lighthearted things. There's enough tragedy in daily life.] Right, well, I'll keep an eye out for anything that isn't awful and pass it along.

[Kids deserve not shitty books.]